Strange Days: your weird and stupid news roundup for Dec. 8

Welcome to Strange Days, a collection of stories found around the interweb that will make you smack your head, sigh with wonder, or just say to yourself, “Well, that’s stupid.” Today: making good use of beer, an 80-year-old woman facing prison, and a really, really old dog. 

  • Eastern Alaska — A man named Clifton Vial crashes his truck into a snowdrift 40 miles north of Nome. Alone and unable to dig himself out, he searches his car and finds only three frozen cans of Coors Light. He survives for three days on the Coors Light before being rescued. Wonder if the cans were still cold-certified by the time he was found? Inquiring minds want to know. [ Time ]     Continue reading

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Rick Perry’s comical Youtube folly

Texas Governor and GOP presidential nominee Rick Perry, whose support has dipped to about 5 per cent amongst his party, is making sure he stays top-of-mind. And while his new ad is getting attention, it appears that Youtube users, at least, aren’t buying what he’s selling.
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What’s wrong with Nikolai Kulemin?

Nikolai Kulemin

Over the past few season, Nikolai Kulemin has been among the most consistent Leafs forwards. But through 28 games of the 2011-12 campaign, he’s been among their most disappointing.

Kulemin was held pointless in the Leafs’ 3-2 loss to the New Jersey Devils on Dec. 6, extending his goalless drought to a career-high 20 games. After showing steady improvement over his first two seasons in the league, Kulemin’s production has dropped off the map. Why?
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Well, this is pretty genius

Bruce Boudreau meets The Mighty Ducks. Highly enjoyable. Some bleeped language.

(Benstonium via Puck Daddy)

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Can’t call the Black Keys sell-outs

Check out this video featuring the excellent Jiam Ghomeshi talking to the Black Keys, Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney, about the idea of selling out.

I have to say, I totally agree with their viewpoint here. They’ve made seven albums since 2001, and have only recently gained mainstream recognition. And they didn’t get famous because they changed their sound.

There’s no doubt that turning down 200,000 GBP for their track to appear in a mayo commercial was a bad play. At some point, being able to support yourself is more important than the opinions of anonymous faces on the Internet. It’s refreshing to see them acknowledge the error of their ways.

They haven’t changed much, their band grew virally, and now corporate America wants a piece. It’s hard to picture someone criticizing them for that. I say kudos to the Keys. What do you think?

Thanks to Brad for the heads up. @brollybain

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Milanovich hired; 5 CFL stars who played in the XFL


Photo: argonauts.ca

Scott Milanovich is the new head coach of the Toronto Argonauts. He’s also the answer to an extremely obscure sports trivia question.

In 2001, Milanovich, now 38, was the first ever pick in the only XFL Draft. He didn’t end up playing much, stuck behind Tommy Maddox on the team’s depth chart. Maddox went on to a moderately successful second try at the NFL, while Milanovich finished his playing career in the CFL, backing up for Calgary in 2003 under Jim Barker.

Huge XFL fan

The two leagues are weirdly linked. Vince McMahon actually started the XFL after being rebuffed in his attempt to buy the CFL — yes, the entire league. God knows how that would have turned out. Likely something like this.

Today, McMahon’s much-maligned experiment is remembered for a few things: wacky rules, stupid cross-promotion with WWE, the Madden-style flying camera, and players being allowed to customize their names on their jerseys (“He Hate Me.”)  The league tried to legitimize itself by the end of its first-and-last season, but by then, nobody was watching and the damage was more than done.

Playing a schedule that kicked off in February 2001, the league attracted some CFL players. A number of other players moved on to the Canadian game after the XFL folded. Let’s take a look at five players who have found the most success in both leagues.
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Paulina Gretzky back on Twitter, wait, no she’s not, wait, yes she is

Twitter is like a set of drums: it can be used for good, but things can go downhill quickly in the wrong hands.

Consider the case of Paulina Gretzky. The Great One’s 22-year-old daughter’s claim to fame thus far is — well, being Wayne Gretzky’s daughter. Honestly, I don’t think too many people had heard of her before a couple of weeks ago.

But Paulina’s profile has risen in the past week, owing to the controversy over her Twitter account. Seems Paulina has taken to posting photos of herself while not wearing too much in the way of clothing.
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Grammy nominees released

The music industry’s yearly exercise in irrelevant subjectivity, The Grammy’s, take place Feb. 12. The nominations were announced today. Hey, look at Wilco getting a nom for best rock album! Although, up against Foo Fighters, Kings of Leon and Red Hot Chili Peppers, I don’t like their chances too much.

Kanye West leads with seven nominations, while Adele is up for album, record and song of the year. Not a bad debut performance. I wouldn’t be surprised if she wins all three of her categories.

If so, hopefully she’s a more graceful winner than Eddie Vedder. 

[ Full list of nominees ]

[ Rolling Stone ]

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Jetman is here to blow your mind

Here is Swiss pilot Yves Rossy flying his jet-propelled wing. According to his website, he began experimenting with designs as far back as 1993. Jetman.com goes on:

“In 2005, [Rossy] completed two successful flights under a wing fitted with two jet engines.  A long year of hard work and the addition of two additional jet engines were needed for the wing to attain the required level of performance and safety. This prototype with 4 jet engines, guided only with the movements of his body, allows a stabilized ascension of the flight. This was the flight of November 2006, in Bex, a  dream lasting 5 minutes and 40 seconds.”

Rossy is the only person in aviation history to fly one of these things. In 2008, he crossed the English Channel with one.

Shades of The Rocketeer, no? I’ve got to say, it looks slightly more practical than a Segway.

I bow to you, Jetman. Now get to work on flying cars and we’ll be set.

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Review: Peep World (2010)

I had never heard of Peep World before it popped up on the “Newly Added” section of the free OnDemand channel. But the description did list it as a comedy starring Michael C. Hall and Sarah Silverman, so I gave it a shot.

And though there are a few funny moments, the deliberately-uncomfortable screenplay mostly misses its mark, failing to elicit sympathy for any of its characters.
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